Why We Broke Up
Author: Daniel Handler, Maira Kalman (Illustrator)
Length: 368 pages
Summary: Min Green and Ed Slaterton are breaking up, so Min is writing Ed a letter and giving him a box. Inside the box is why they broke up. Two bottle caps, a movie ticket, a folded note, a box of matches, a protractor, books, a toy truck, a pair of ugly earrings, a comb from a motel room, and every other item collected over the course of a giddy, intimate, heartbreaking relationship. Item after item is illustrated and accounted for, and then the box, like a girlfriend, will be dumped.
Rating: 1 star
Review: I would have given this only half a star, but I didn’t want to set that standard so early in the year. This reads like it’s supposed to be satire of the stereotypical artsy girl with the popular jock teenage romance, but it’s a little too authentic. And, as it turns out, I don’t much like Daniel Handler without his Lemony Snicket persona, and I like teenage girls (who read like 30-something spinsters) who write 300 page break-up letters after a 5-week relationship even less. I think I audibly groaned through at least every other page of this.
Date Read: January 15, 2012
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